Moveon To Organize "Calling Parties" For Obama

Here is the email I received in one of my "fake progressive" email accounts that I use in monitoring the activities of the left, and to register aliases for lefty Message Boards:

(my comments are in red)

Dear MoveOn member,

Angry at John McCain and Sarah Palin? Frustrated with the media? Fed up with the absurd direction this campaign has taken? Don't sit and stew. Use that energy to put Obama over the top!

(ever notice how the left always tries to use anger and hatred to motivate their supporters?)

On Sunday, September 21st, we're organizing hundreds of "MoveOn for Obama" calling parties nationwide. We'll reach out to every MoveOn member in every swing state to help them sign up to volunteer for Obama. If we can mobilize tens of thousands of volunteers for Obama in key states, we'll help push Barack over the top in November.

(imagine it...teams of lefties yakking on their cellphones...wait...i see that everyday going to work!)

Plus, nextweek is MoveOn's 10th birthday, so we'll celebrate with cake and ice cream after we're done calling!

MoveOn members in your area will be eager to help, but they need somewhere to gather. Can you sign up to host a "MoveOn for Obama" party?

(like that's gonna happen! Maybe I could set up a fake one at somebody else's house? Just sign a neighbor you don't like up as the host...and watch the fun as lefties show up for a non-existent calling party, cake and ice cream!!!)

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Have you seen the polls? (yes I have...lovely, isn't it?) Now's the time we all need to jump into this campaign. If you host a party, you'll enable Obama supporters in your neighborhood to make hundreds of calls into swing states. That simple act—opening up your living room for an afternoon—will result in dozens more volunteers for Obama's powerful grassroots campaign in critical states like Ohio, Florida and Michigan!

(not my living room, buddy. i just had the carpet steam cleaned!)

And hosting a calling party couldn't be easier. All you'll need is access to a printer before the event and space where folks can comfortably make calls from their cell phones. We'll email MoveOn members near you to help build a crowd, and ask them to bring ice cream and cake to make it more fun for everybody.

(imagine their surprise when they show up at a place that isn't expecting them!)

In less than 8 weeks, America will choose the next president of the United States. 8 weeks! We all need to work hard now to make sure that's Barack Obama. Please sign up to host a party today:

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(8 weeks until Mccain-Palin are elected, and Hillary can spend the next four years quietly telling everyone in the Democrat Party that she could have won.)

Thanks for all you do.

(Hey, I live to cause havoc on the left. It is my pleasure!!!)

–Adam, Patrick S., Ray, Lenore and the rest of the team

Want to support our work? We're entirely funded by our 3.5 million members—no corporate contributions, no big checks from CEOs. And our tiny staff ensures that small contributions go a long way. (LINK DELETED)

(3.5 MILLION!!! You better check that list again, because I bet half of them are righties like me reading your emails and plotting ways to disrupt your plans.)

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(it is too bad that i can't throw emails in the fireplace like i can the moveon.org stuff i get mailed to me. i got free Obama bumper stickers and buttons in a stack three feet high i conned you guys out of!!!)

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