Mr. President, STOP THE INVASION !!! part 3

Read part 1

and part 2

I promise this is the last in my over-the-top, caustic series berating Bush 43 (for now). >=^)

Mr. President:

SOLUTIONS

Here are some of what I feel are the best options to deal with this problem short of sending the National Guard to the borders, which is asking for an International Incident.

• Enforce existing laws. (This should be a no-brainer.)

1. Fine those who employ Illegal Aliens.


2. When an illegal alien is convicted of a crime, deport them after they serve their time.


3. Fraudulent use of Social Security numbers by Illegal Aliens should be considered Identity Theft by the Feds. (It really is, guys!)


4. Failure to file I.R.S. Forms 1040's and/or 1099's should be considered a crime for Illegal Aliens as well as us U.S. Citizens. (For those in Rio Linda, that is Tax Evasion... the very thing that sent Al Capone to the Big House.)


5. NO NON-EMERGENCY SERVICES DOLED OUT TO ILLEGAL ALIENS !!!

OTHER SOLUTIONS

• Build a Freakin' Barrier!


• Patrol that Barrier. (The idea is to STOP people from crossing illegally.)


• No Guest Worker Program. We already have Work Visas.

CLOSING STATEMENT(Yay!)

If there are no jobs or social services for Illegal Aliens, then Illegal Aliens will deport themselves; after all, they imported themselves.