You are hereby warned that the weirdos in Asheville will be engaging in an act of religious self-sacrifice this week, as mandated by their religion. Smile and wave to them from the air-conditioned comfort of your automobile if you happen to live in the Freak capital of the South.
If these events are celebrated near you, you have my condolences. I'm lucky enough to live where the density of libtards is not that high.
Environmentalism as Religion
The Destructive Religion of Environmentalism
Here is Michael Chrichton addressing the religion of environmentalism...