Manure Thief Falls In Manure, Flees Scene Naked

A woman trying to make "manure bombs" using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said.

Two women entered a farm in the northern village of Eberholzen on Wednesday evening and started to fill the stockings with manure.

"One of them slipped into the manure tank, right into the cow muck," said a spokesman for local police. "The other one helped her out. We found their clothes in a field. One seems to have run off completely naked, the other in her underwear."

Source: ABC News

Manure Bombs? As in Water Balloon-type Bombs? Doood, that's not cool.

Poetic justice stikes again. I'm hoping there were parasites in the manure.