New Voting Schedule for Primary Election Announced

Tomorrow is Primary Election Day. 

Here is the new voting schedule:

Republicans vote on Tuesday.

Democrats vote on Wednesday.

Unaffiliated vote on Thursday. 

Libertarians can vote Friday, Saturday and Sunday. (There will also be an online poll for them to vote in as many times as they wish so that their candidates always win)

Anarchists, Socialists and Communists won't be voting, they'll be smashing things.